Schmuckatelli Co. Kiko Bead Pewter with Digi Lanyard

Kiko'Ola: The youngest son of Kū-ka-ili-moku (Ku) and the embodiment of sarcasm.

"He had over 300 brothers and sisters, all older than him and all worthy of his contempt. All the powers of land and sea and air were manifested in his siblings and his cousins. Although he wished he could swim like the sharks, they were just dolphin bait. Fly like a gull? Sure and end up begging and stealing like one for the rest of your life.

Oh no, he had wisdom and mirth, why he had the answer for everything. The others were too stupid to see it.

He, too, watched the hairless monkeys squabble over dirt and rocks and water. He watched his father favor the taller ones, the stronger ones, the ones with greatest numbers or the prettiest women and it made no sense.

They only fought well because of his father's power. As such, the battles became less amusing. Why even watch a battle when you knew the winners before it was over?