British Military Issue DPM Desert Combat Pants

This is going to sound like exaggeration but these are without a doubt the most comfortable pants I've ever worn in my life, pajamas included. They're unreal. The material is light, soft, airy and floaty, but is extremely resilient. Liquids seem to go right through it (I wouldn't wear these in the rain) but dry in an average breeze almost instantly, and I've yet to stain them after three years of wearing them while working in the garage, on the lawn etc. The legs, seat and crotch are quite large, which means a minimum of chafing or stretching (or embarrassing rips) while climbing, exercising, hiking etc. They have ties on the cuff of each leg, the outside of the waist and the inside of the waist, which means that you can blouse them over the tops of your boots if you're expecting wet conditions for your feet or cinch them tight if you lose some weight. They can do everything. My only wish is that I could find more pants in this exact format and material but a solid colour so I could get away with wearing them to work, because if I had a closet full of these in colours like khaki, grey or black I honestly would never wear anything else and I mean that. These pants are perfect.